Would you believe that I put this newsletter together in the past half hour? Probably because it's late. But time is fake and I had more pressing matters to address (new flavors of crumbl cookies -- 🎂).

If you see a typo, ignore it. 

Highlights for the week include: Pitch and Ponder this Thursday, an ACLU opportunity on campus, social hour for QTPOC, fighting burnout, and daily entertainment for movie lovers.